Step 1: Have a fine-ass bod (DONE!)

Step 2: Wet with water, lather with pH balanced body shampoo and commit at least 60 seconds to daily buff the temple that is your body (skip labia, penis, testicles or the gossamer skin on your delightful face). OR raw-dog as a dry brush

Step 3:  Rinse 50 Grit and hang dry.  Replace every 60-90ish days. Stretches in length over time

Step 4: Exit shower, pat-dry your silky smooth body. Follow up with a selfie or two.